Branch

II. DOUCHEBAG -
A hipsters worst enemy. A waste of a human. Usually wearing a white hat,
Polo shirt with extended collar, silver necklace and spiked hair. (website
coming soon)

A. TOOLS- Goofy ass lookin shitheads that are wasting
space and breathing my air.

LOOK: Spiked hair, White Polo shirt or unbuttoned striped longsleeve with sleeves rolled up, Chain necklaces, designer jeans and white sneakers
MUSIC: Top 40 or Techno shit
HANGOUTS: Barracuda, Dirty
RESTAURANTS: Olive Garden, Dennys, McDonalds
BOOK: Books are gay duuude
QUOTE: pussy pussy pussy pussy??
TV SHOW: Americas Top Model, American Idol
FOOD: Big Mac, Chicken Burrito
DRINK: Martini's, or Bud

B. MEATHEADS/GUIDOS - Muscle bound pieces of shit beefcakes
that have only 3 things on their mind...Club Pussy, Steroids and themselves

LOOK: Spiked hair, Tanktops, Gold Chain necklaces, shorts or stretch jeans to compinsate for their oversized beefcake legs
MUSIC: Creed, Limp Biskit, POD
HANGOUTS: Barracuda, Dantes
RESTAURANTS: Arbys and gym food
BOOK: Abs of steele
QUOTE: I dont give a fuck dude??
TV SHOW: The Workout channel
FOOD: Energy Shake, bananas and steroids
DRINK: Tons of beer dude

C . GUIDETTES - Big ass slutty foul mouth bitch version
of a guido. Loves Douche Guidos only.

LOOK: Tons of lipstick, poofy hair, skimpy outfits
MUSIC: Who let the Dogs Out
HANGOUTS: Starbucks, Mall, Clubs
RESTAURANTS: Dennys
BOOK: Whats a book?
QUOTE: "Oh my god she is such a fucking cunt whore"
TV SHOW: Dancing with the stars
FOOD: Guido Cum
DRINK: Guido Piss

D. WHIGGERS/CHAVS - White Suburbanite fucktards wanting
to be Bruthas.

LOOK: White Crooked Hat, Puberty mustache, Hoody that is 5 sizes too big, baggy ass pants that are tied by a belt at their knees
MUSIC: Lil' John, Lil' Wayne or anything with Lil' in the front
HANGOUTS: Fx Dance Club, Xone
RESTAURANTS: KFC, Taco Bell
BOOK: How to be black
QUOTE: kno' wat em sain bro
TV SHOW: Dog Pound the Snoop Dog Show
FOOD: Fried Chicken, Arby-Q
DRINK: Brass Monkeys

E. YUPPIES - Wealthy piles of shit who have cheated on their ugly
wives or have stabbed their best friends in the back in order to reach "the
top"

LOOK: Spiked hair, Collar shirts with tie, Black Slacks or an entire business suite, Black loafers
MUSIC: Any shitty music for Z-100 or Techno
HANGOUTS: Any bar in the Pearl District
RESTAURANTS: Henrys
BOOK: Forbes Magazine
QUOTE: I think george Bush was the best President of our time...don't you agree buffy...
TV SHOW: CNN Stock market channel (whatever fucking channel that is)
FOOD: Caviar, Lobster
DRINK: Aged Wine or Budweiser

F . REDNECKS - Heavily armed conservative white racist
illiterate wife beaters usually sportin a Mullet.

LOOK: Mullet, Stash, trucker Hat, wifebeater tank top, torn blue jeans, no shoes or socks
MUSIC: John Cougar Melancamp, Billy ray Cyrus
HANGOUTS: Outhouse and Walmart
RESTAURANTS: Cant Afford em
BOOK: What?
QUOTE: Hey woman get over here and skin this squirl for dinner
TV SHOW: All My Children, Who wants to be a millionare
FOOD: Hotdogs and road kill
DRINK: Busch and Maddog

G. CUM DUMSTERS - Usually slutty female or shemales whorebags
dressed to impress drooling meathead males.

LOOK: Slutty Skirt, Low Cut shirt, Tits and Ass
MUSIC: Any shitty music for Z-100 or Techno
HANGOUTS: Any club that will let them in
RESTAURANTS: Hooters
BOOK: Whats a book?
QUOTE: "Oh fuck yeah"
TV SHOW: Americas Top Model
FOOD: Man Cum
DRINK: Man Piss